Hamburgers or cheeseburgers?

Or something entirely different?

I can't make up my mind.

Hi guys! It's been a while, but I've finally left Baghdad to return to my teaching responsibilities. I was over there for, uh, this teacher thing. For three months. But anyway, I'm back now, so that's all in the past.

Anyway, it's been a long time. I was gone for the last couple of months, but most of you did okay with Sub-man god what the hell was his name (he's my friend- this is why I call him that), so that's good. I think. I ignored a lot of the busy work toward the end and Sub-man was put in charge of my gradebook and other related things, considering he was around you guys more often than I was, so I it was decided that he should take my classes over entirely until I came back.

I didn't expect to be gone for so long. I didn't realize Baghdad would be such a pain in the ass.

As Sub-man was in charge of all your grading and testing, any and all bitching regarding test scores and such will be ignored forwarded to the headmaster for investigation! Feel free to submit your complaints here, or forward your formal letters to [ooc: pretend Takaki's mailing address is written here]. You can also e-mail me at domotoko@osakahigh.edu.

Thanks!

Also, congratulations to this year's graduating class. ;)

And just in case I've become a distant memory... my name is Nagase Tomoya, and I used to teach Math. Hi.



[ooc: strikes are deleted!! Also, the whole Baghdad thing is an obvious lie, I just haven't decided what Nagase was actually up to during my absence. ._.;; He'll avoid answering any questions relating to that matter. And regarding the personal information of other teachers shared in this post, muns, let me know if you're uncomfortable with it and I'll switch things around. ♥ Oh and, the e-mail address is supposed to be Koichi's, which I purposely used because it's Nagase's way of apologizing to his bffl for being gone for so long. Nevermind that I have no clue if there's a Koichi around anymore. Still, where there's a Nagase, a Koichi should be implied, so there. :)]

My sofa won't fit through the door.

Whoever comes up with the most creative way of getting it out gets 5 extra points on tomorrow's test.

I'm moving. So lazy.

[Filtered: TO STUDENTS IN MY MATH CLASSES]

Hi. We will be celebrating a very important holiday on Thursday and Friday. It's the National Skip-Nagase-Sensei's-Math-Class Holiday, so please don't show up to class. It's a very top secret holiday, so don't get caught celebrating or you I we will get in trouble.

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[ooc: strikes = deleted.]

OH, RIGHT!

I forgot about this thing. I've been distracted plotting for some important stuff. Heh heh, plotting. Oh and grading your tests and stuff too. It's not like I would ever, you know, forget about importanter stuff like that.

Er. I have nothing to say.

Oh, I know! Last night I had a nightmare. I was trying to teach class, when I realized that my students had turned into wailing babies and I couldn't get them to shut up. I tried running away, but they kept crawling after me down the halls. It was horrifying. Tegoshi-kun kept snapping his shark teeth at me. And Kamenashi-kun had laser eyes, like that guy in X-Men.

I need to stop eating ?-days old leftover takeout for dinner.


[ooc: Nagase plans on disappearing the night of Valentine's day to go pick up chicks at random bars and stuff. Feel free to spoil his top secret but predictable plans. :D]

Hey, so, who's in the mood for pineapples? I was! But it's been a week full of pineapple chunks and I think I might barf if I see another can of the stuff.

So! Who's in the mood for pineapples?

I've got 6 lonely cans for pineapple chunks in need of a new home. They're refrigerated, and expire sometime two years from now. I feel guilty throwing them away, because I already bought them, so somebody adopt them quick. I want to put other stuff in my fridge now.

My laptop was involved in an accident. It was kind of tragic, but nevermind the details. The reason I'm posting is that I'm stuck with a borrowed laptop from the library until further notice and I really really really really really need to bypass the security thing on it or whatever it is. I figured some of you may know how. It won't let me install anything. I have no use for a laptop if I can't install anything on it.

Oh, uh, other than using it for grades, I mean, but I'm using the paper copy of my grade book for now.

Which reminds me, I should probably go find it.

I'm hungry.